The darshan:
it was the foast time a human understood me. Bhagavan understood me without my "speaking". And i knew His answer. He is love incarnate. Which means an "Ocean of Love", if you know what I mean.
And if you are able to type, I want to know, how do you type with such small keys when your feet are so big?
Haha!
We called Meditator Rhino on his iPhone but he in trying to press the Receive button (there's only one button really) he squashed the iPhone itself!
Then we flew over and asked him personally. He was crying over his flattened iPhone, and mommy and papa rhino were NOT buying him a new one at $499!
He told us, have you not been to the local Apple Store?
We looked at each other. Meditator Pidgeon said 'Aah been meditating'.
OK, said Med Rhino, if you go over to the Apple Store they have special keyboahds called "Elefink Keyboahds". They have large keys!
OK, I was joking!!! Here's the real answer. We rhinos have one hoahn. We use that hoahn for typing and pressing the iPhone button. We keep the keyboahd perched up on a tree and then poke it with the hoahn. its quite easy when you get used to it.
Our cousin elefinx, they catch a pencil with their trunk/proboscis and then stab the keyboahd with dat.
Hippos cannot use a keyboahd, so they can't answer on your blog. But those slow-wits don't meditate anyway.
thank you for all the love. We are deeply tutched. Right now we are busy lying around and rolling in rain puddles. it has been pouring heah. Vish you was heah.
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Meditator Rhino (and some others)
July 4, 2007 9:58 PM
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