Hey, where's my spot remover gone?

anonymous said ...
dont mean to like sound impolite but spotty's been like asking some soul-sorching queschyuns about us catses. He's been like wanting to know why you lionses have no stripes or rings. He says like tigers, lepurreds, panthers, jagwars and cheetahs all have beautiful markings but dem lions have nuthin.

i said, look i am sortanly not asking them nice lionses such queschuns, especialy with your behaviour the udder day at their house. They may never invite us again.

What behavyore he asked, looking daggers at me.

i said, you know, with your like peeing in the corner of dere spotlessly neat cave, which auntie lioneess insisted on mopping up.
And although there was no scuffle when the iddlies were soahved, but how you refused to git off Bhagavan's lap even tho there were so many hundreds of critchers in line. Finally, like the elifink had to lift you off with his trunk and deposit you outside the darshan room. Else the lionses would have created an uproar!

He had that look on his face like when he is sorching for an excuse. I hardly sat on Bhagavan's lap, he said.

Five full minutes you had, i said. Did you want to like grow up on Bhagavan's lap. All others were like getting just one minute. it was so embarrassing.

Finally i told him all about the grand temple ombaby will be building soon, and that we must be on our beast behavyor if we want to be invited. And he nodded and fell asleep, thinking about the grand temple and all the great food in it .