Could you put up a story on us, pleeeease ?

anonymous said...
We've, like, been meaning to ask, but didn't want to seem impolite.

Do you, like, on your blog feature only monkeys and squirrels and bunnies?

Or are you fair with all animals?

We've been monitoring your blog and hoping like that you would put up a story on us, that's me, Meditator Lepudd and my fren Meditator Tiger.

Finally Med Tiger told me to forget it, them asram folks prolly don't like us too much and don't find us cute like them squirellses and peacox, so we should not hope too much.

Anyway, i like thought why not let the nice little cubs (are you cubses or human babies or monkeyses or what, frevens sake, and how many are you?), i thought let them whateverses know a little about us.



On one occashun when Bhagavan was up on the hill, like a looong thyme ago, i used to come to drink water near the cave. Them humans used to get afraid. So i used to give a growl to let them know i was coming, cos we lepuddses gotta drink too.

Then i would give a growl to say thank you, see ya tomorrow.

But i dont think them humans were smart enough to unnerstand. they would like run away frightened like i was gonna eat them.

i tried telling one of em, when he was like squatting in the bush (ugh, it was like way too smelly there) that i am a herbivorous lepudd, and could you possibly let me have a few iddlies from the asram, blessed by Bhagavan, thank you.

But he bolted without even cleaning hisself!
I am a iddlivorous lepudd, you know.

And once Bhagavan was watching me and Med Tiger playing with each other, rolling in the grass. He was smiling and mind-talking with us.

Then some other humanses came along and began screaming "Tiger! Tiger" and we had to run away elsewhere to play.

We are devotees of Bhagavan too as much as the chimpses and bunnies and squirrelses you keep writing about. And peecocks. We would much appreshiate if you could put in some stories about us, too.
And could you tell us what nine and seven year oldses you are --- we are hoping you aren't human, more like zebras or rhinos, or even meerkats. But we won't mind human babies too, as long as they aren't fraid of us, and send an iddli or two our way.

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Signed,
Meditator Lepudd (along with Meditator Tiger)

p.s. and don't forget to send some buttermilk, we love the ashram buttermilk. And rasam. And chutney.

July 7, 2007 12:11 AM

anonymous said...
Hello there,

Just wunnering on some points.

1. Monkey Hobbler hits Bhagavan
2. Squirrel bites Bhagavan's finger

And yet they get "top billing" on your blog. While we gentle big cats who never hurt anyone, get no menshun?

Also, we see pitchers of Bhagavan sitting on a Tiger skin. Meditator Lepudd has been teasing me and saying "See, Bhagavan does not like Tigerses, he killed one and sits on it"
I said "there must be some reason to it. Bhagavan can't kill us gentle tigerses".

Praps you knowledgeable and wise folk writing this loverly blog would be able to elucidate on these troublesome matterses.

Sincerely,
Meditator Tiger (frens call me Woody)

July 7, 2007 12:22 AM