This has gone way over the line!

Yes, it has! Totally rediclious it is!
Me and Med Tiger were having a talk today. Like when we go down to the ashram to have a darshan of Bhagavan, we go for a darshan of Bhagavan. When we go to mooch iddlies, we go to mooch. That's it. Purely Spiritual.
NOT to be petted, kissed, or molly-coddled by human devotees.



As I wuz telling Tiger, our reputation for being HUGE and TERRIFYING is at stake!
As you can see in the picture above, which will soon be all over the press/TV etc, I am clearly NOT happy about being treated like some 3-year old's pet animal or troll. We have seff-respect, we rhinos shure do. This is apostris!



"Eating iddlies has shua killed my mean, macho image!" said Med Tiger, "But there ain't nuthin i can do now. It's all in Bhagavan's hands!"

(But ofcoas if it's a matter of being hugged or kissed by some little lionses or udder animalses we are more than happy. Totally thrilled we are.)

We used up all the Vibhuti, HONEST !!!

ramanamayi said...
Dear Med Rhino and Med Rhino Junior,

The reason we had no vibhuti on in that photo was becos we (the cubses) had gotten INTO the vibhuti when Mummy Lion was making our breffast and we put it on so thickly that we used up every speck. We even put it on our earses and a bit got in our eyeses. When we were going for darshan later, that was when Mummy Lion discovered it was ALL GONE. There was no time to get in a fresh supply.

love, the Med Cubs

July 14, 2007 8:12 PM

So like where's the Vibhuti, anyway?

anonymous said...
Hi Kids,

Me and my son, Med Rhino Junior have been going thru your amazing blahg. Junior (aka Jumbo) shooa is an observant lad.

He's like asking me how come all those lionses in this piccher do not have ANY Vibhuti on them? Not a single one ???

i asplained that praps Mummy Lioness just bathed them.

They don't look wet, he observed foahther.

Jumbo, cute as a button

Praps they've just come in from play. So its like worn off.

They don't look doahty, he said wonderingly.

Well, Huge terrorfying lionses, you have some asplaining to do!!!

--
Med Rhino
(sorry we slept thru the entire week and missed out on a lot of action on your blahg)

July 14, 2007 3:46 AM

Rhino, some people don't believe you even exist !

ramanamayi said ...
Meditator Rhino,

Over on my brother's blog, Meditator Tiger does not seem to believe that you even exist! And Meditator Lepudd is doubtful too.

Maybe you could drop by our cave when they are visiting and show yourself to them ... they don't even believe that Men hunt your kin ... they are not very up on Rhino matters. We'll be having iddlies and buttermilk as an afternoon snack and will try to get Med Tiger and Med Lepudd to show up, so please come too.

First we have to tidy up a whole bunch -- Med Lep and Med Tiger are very big on tidyness. We prefer to play!

hope to see you in the afternoon.

love, Us

July 8, 2007 11:00 PM

Med Rhino replying

The darshan:
it was the foast time a human understood me. Bhagavan understood me without my "speaking". And i knew His answer. He is love incarnate. Which means an "Ocean of Love", if you know what I mean.

And if you are able to type, I want to know, how do you type with such small keys when your feet are so big?

Haha!
We called Meditator Rhino on his iPhone but he in trying to press the Receive button (there's only one button really) he squashed the iPhone itself!

Then we flew over and asked him personally. He was crying over his flattened iPhone, and mommy and papa rhino were NOT buying him a new one at $499!

He told us, have you not been to the local Apple Store?

We looked at each other. Meditator Pidgeon said 'Aah been meditating'.

OK, said Med Rhino, if you go over to the Apple Store they have special keyboahds called "Elefink Keyboahds". They have large keys!

OK, I was joking!!! Here's the real answer. We rhinos have one hoahn. We use that hoahn for typing and pressing the iPhone button. We keep the keyboahd perched up on a tree and then poke it with the hoahn. its quite easy when you get used to it.

Our cousin elefinx, they catch a pencil with their trunk/proboscis and then stab the keyboahd with dat.

Hippos cannot use a keyboahd, so they can't answer on your blog. But those slow-wits don't meditate anyway.

thank you for all the love. We are deeply tutched. Right now we are busy lying around and rolling in rain puddles. it has been pouring heah. Vish you was heah.

--
Meditator Rhino (and some others)

July 4, 2007 9:58 PM

Just HOW is Med Rhino typing ?

Dear Meditator Creatures,

I see there has been word of Rhino Meditator over on my brother's blog. Could Meditator Rhino please come and visit over on this blog? I have some questions. What was your darshan of Bhagavan like? And if you are able to type, I want to know, how do you type with such small keys when your feet are so big?

love to you all

July 4, 2007 8:24 PM

The Rhino on the stroller

anonymous said...
Today morning, Nayana asked Bhagavan to tell them the story of the african devotees (who had come in his absence).

(i will narrate the story as best as i can remember)

Bhagavan: Last year, a couple from Africa had visited. They brought a pet along. People came running to me asking what is this animal as large as an elifink, with one huge hoahn in front.

I told them it must be a rhinoresus.

They were all pleased to know that it had a name, and Bhagavan knew about it. It was vegiterannean i told them. so don't be afraid.

Later the africans went visiting foahtha down south for a week and left the rhino in the ashram. It was looking for its owners all over, and frightening visitors.

Then one day it came into the hall. It came straight to me and put its head down as best as it could, making sure its hoahn did not come close to me.

It looked into my eyes, and asked 'where are my owners?'
I looked at him and told him they have gone for a week and should be back any day.

Hearing this he seemed pleased and at peace, and bowing his head again, toahned gently, and walked out of the hall with minimum distoahbuns.

He sat quietly near the cow shed, meditating and eating iddlies and sambar and bananas, behaving very well.

Later his owners came, fed him chocos, tucked him into a baby stroller, put a pacifier in his mouth, and took him away.

Then Bhagavan had that far away look in His eyeses. I sat wondering who this rhino really was and how lucky to get a darshan of Bhagavan. Surely he will be a human in his next boahth, and be a staunch devotee of Bhagavan.

July 2, 2007 10:24 PM