Humans started the epidemic

Well, these photos were taken by a reporter over the last 2 weeks. They clearly show clinching evidence that it was human beings with whom the lice infestation or epidemic started.

It seems the dude with a thick necklace and funny hairdo picked it up from a street bum, and then it passed from ear to ear. Or something like that.

Spotty says thats what happens when you spend the day lying around on city streets. Lice get onto you. (Flawless logic there, from a 6-month old).

They look like they have set up a colony here

Our cub reporter spent the day travelling around town, wherever he went there were humans having lice pulled out by udder humans.

Hey, dont rip my ear off!

Relax, i was only pulling your leg.

We arent like pointing fingahs or anything. We are not saying that they spread it to other animals or anything intentionally. Humans are known not to be particularly clean, like they never lick themselves or their lickle one's earses, eyeses etc. They never roll in puddles or dust themselves like elefinks do.

Let me go, Mother! I have summer camp starting next week

As you can see, humans of all backgrounds have been affected. Someone was heard saying that Lice is a great leveler, whatever that means.

Junior, this is what happens when you live on the edge!

Somehow our smart cub report knew as yet he had only scratched the surface, ... there was plenty more to come.

Krackiswamy spots once louse walking on the window sill

The swamis have been trying to take over some devotees house. When they heard about the lice attack, they check around the house. The moment one louse was detecting strolling around, he panicked and ran up the roof, looking down in complete panic.

I think i am safe up here

What they all don't really know ofcoas is that it started with pixies, and that some cubs are planning to send the pixies off to a sortan land where their knotty tricks wont harm uddies.