Showing posts with label Monkey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Monkey. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Humans started the epidemic


Well, these photos were taken by a reporter over the last 2 weeks. They clearly show clinching evidence that it was human beings with whom the lice infestation or epidemic started.

It seems the dude with a thick necklace and funny hairdo picked it up from a street bum, and then it passed from ear to ear. Or something like that.

Spotty says thats what happens when you spend the day lying around on city streets. Lice get onto you. (Flawless logic there, from a 6-month old).

They look like they have set up a colony here


Our cub reporter spent the day travelling around town, wherever he went there were humans having lice pulled out by udder humans.

Hey, dont rip my ear off!


Relax, i was only pulling your leg.



We arent like pointing fingahs or anything. We are not saying that they spread it to other animals or anything intentionally. Humans are known not to be particularly clean, like they never lick themselves or their lickle one's earses, eyeses etc. They never roll in puddles or dust themselves like elefinks do.

Let me go, Mother! I have summer camp starting next week


As you can see, humans of all backgrounds have been affected. Someone was heard saying that Lice is a great leveler, whatever that means.

Junior, this is what happens when you live on the edge!


Somehow our smart cub report knew as yet he had only scratched the surface, ... there was plenty more to come.

Krackiswamy spots once louse walking on the window sill


The swamis have been trying to take over some devotees house. When they heard about the lice attack, they check around the house. The moment one louse was detecting strolling around, he panicked and ran up the roof, looking down in complete panic.

I think i am safe up here



What they all don't really know ofcoas is that it started with pixies, and that some cubs are planning to send the pixies off to a sortan land where their knotty tricks wont harm uddies.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Monkeys give lesson on sleeping


A kind reader sent us this link. It's a blog with amazing pictures. What we love about this photo, is that this is exactly how we see monkeys hugging while they sit on the wall behind the Mother's Temple in the Sri Ramanasramam after lunch, when i suppose most humans also take a snoozle. One wonders how they maintain their balance on a wall, while napping. We did not take pictures for fear of disturbing their sleep, or privacy :-). You must check out the photoblog of Kalyan Varma.
Notice little Ombaby peeking from within somewhere!

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Bhagavan's warning

Thank you beloved Father, for your kindness and protection to my kin.

But dearest, it was not a slap i gave you on another occasion but a soft loving caress on your cheeks. You remember when you fed me from your plate? i was soooo touched, i stroked your cheek. I wanted to eat from your plate, sitting cumpsaguly in your lap.

But sadly you gave me another plate to eat from.

Later i wept as i thought about it, and realized that if you had fed me with your hands, all the other monkeys, squirrels, snakes and thousands of other animals would have come over running and there would have been quite a sitchyashun. All would have wanted to be fed by You.

And that is why you gave me food in a separate plate. No one was jealous. And no sichyashun, either.

To us you were Lord Rama who loved the monkeys, and the monkeys worshipped Him too.

In the history of monkey-kind never has anyone loved us and cared for us like You did. You truly are the Father of all: humans, animals, trees, birds, plants .... all that live.


Glory to You, O Loving Father! Glory to Your Devotees, especially the little ones who blog about You.

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Meditator Monkey

July 1, 2007 10:24 PM