Potter sunglasses new brand ambassador

Gallopin' Gorgons!!! My manager stopped you from playing with me ! I must restate his responzabillies ter him clearly. It is only for handling sales reps and contracts with companies.

Anyway, i just soccumbed to pressure from this beautiful sales rep from another company. Her sweet barks were enuff to get me to paw on the contract.

Another sales rep barks me into submission

So now you shall see me in some fashion magazines endorsing Potter eyewear.

Spotty's new Fall 2007 look

Note: No animals were hurt or offended during the filming of the above photograph. (Some humans may have been)

Spotty finishes first book

Today has been a day of great signifigunz for us. Today little Spotty came in while i was snoozing, and said 'I have finished the book'! I realized (altho he didden say so) that it was his forst book. And he said he really liked it, it was really asciting, aspeshully the end.

Now he wants to go over to Tiru's and ask him if they have the uddy books (the foast sigs).
He toled me to ask Tiru "what is the name of 'arry's son 'oo is also 'arry's father". he was astremely aggsited about this, and wooden tell me at all. But said that one of da cubses would be instradid in knowing. He told me that the last platform scene with the three kids reminded him of his three brudders.

'ee says 'ad 'ee been in de cave when Bhagavan was attagged, 'ee would 'ave said "Expelliarmus!" and the bandits' sticks would 'ave fallen out of dere 'ands.

'ee just isn't stopping talking about 'arry Pottah. Moah as dis develops (and 'is way of talking is quite Confunding, 'aa 'aa, be careful)

Spotty on Harry Potter

Well, its been like raining all day. Thus we been like holed in all day like ratses or rabbits, Spottykins and I. I been reading HP and the Deathly Helloes or Hollows or whatever to him.
We've like crossed 250 pages.

Spottykins keeps telling me how strange -- these people are so good at wizardry but they don't like believe in God. They have no faith, see how frightened they live, even with all their magic powers and spells. It has brought them no happiness at all. If only they put in effert to realize the seff.

Oh my, just remembered, Spottykins forgot to retorn this book to you this moahning!!!
Spotty!!! where are you, come here this instant and retorn this book to Tirucub. Tiru must be livid that you borrowed the book and didden retorn it. He must be impatient to know whats happening in the final chaptoahs.
Spotty, tell Tiru it was raining catses and dogses so you cudden come over to retorn it. Apologize profusely and make that sad, doleful face you make with me when you've done something really smelly in the cornah and want to escape a scolding.

Spotty says: If only Harry Pottah surrendered to Bhagavan, all would be fine. I said, like shoa, then the whole story would have finished in the forst book itself, and there would be no seven books, each 600 pages. But still Spotty insists at every other page, saying that its so silly the lengths they are going to, to do anything, when they could just have called out once to Bhagavan.

And look, Harry's standing at his parents grave and saying they are dead, and in there in the snow. Duzzen he know that no one dies, and he calls Dumbledore dead too, and doesnt believe that Dumbledoah can still proteck him. Now that's silly!

"Harry, can you hear me ?", Spotty was calling out, "your mum and dad are there with you, Dumbelldoor is protecking and guiding you, kent you see ???"

Now Spotty wants me to close my eyes, and count to eleventy. He says he will retorn the book and be back by then, but i must not peek. Strange feller !

Nightly advenchoa !

Last night as Stripes began hitting snoresville, I snuck out to the secret passageway to come over to you brudders.

Crikey! It was dark in there. I pretended you all were with me, so it was okay. Luckily the passage is quite shoaht. However, anyway.

When i got uptays to where Tirucub keeps the Deathly Hallows book, i was ahorked to find that it was not to be found. I looked around and could see it nowhere. In the name of Merlin's pants, where has Tiru cub hidden the book, and WHY?, i thought.

As i looked around my foot touched something, and i got bit. I looked down to find (to my horror) the Monster Book of Monsters, biting away madly at my footses. I tried to shake it orf but it wooden leave me. Finally I had to bite it hard, and then it released by foot. I kept telling myseff that the cubs cudden have deliberately kept it there. Somethin is clearly amiss. Prps you should have your cave checked for you-know-whats.


While looking around, i spotted the "Travels with Trolls" book and it sounds good. Praps i will borrow it after we've done with Deathly Hallows.

So then i had to come back, cressfallen, without the book, empty-pawed.

What happened, Tirucub, were there bite-marks on the book cover? When i carried it thru the passage, i held the book with my lips so no toof marks would come. Also i toarned the pages gently so as not to tear them. I also promise i did not put any naughty spells on the book.

I am wondering what I might have done wrong.

White peacock and Nagini !!!

Spotty: Wow! A white peacock on page 1. This book promises to be very instrading !!! Do you think it could be Bhagavan's white peacock?

I seriously don't give that much of a chance, Spotty.

Are there going to be many meditator creatures in this book?

I think not, Spotty.

You mean like 600 pages and NOT ONE meditator creature.

That's right, Spotty.

Awwww! Strange that there are bad people and evil things in this book. In our world nothing bad happens and its still soooo instrading.

I am totally with you there, Spotty.

Oh, a snake called Nagini. Wheee ! A sanskrit name!
Do you think there will be moah sanskrit woahds in this book?

Can't say, but again i doubt it, Spotty. This is a Harry Potter book, after all.

Well, my dear brudder Tiru is lorning sanskrit and can write very well. If any moah sanskrit words come we can ask him to asplain them to us.

---

Oh by the way, before this Stripes was quite shocked to find the book with me. He wanted to know how i got it. He saw your name inscribed inside. Did you like ask them before borrowing it?
I could not tell him that since you have not finished reading it, there's no way i could ask about borrowing it.

Secret passage linking Caves 7 and 8

Nor could I tell him that i got through the secret passage (with Lord Ganesha's help) and pinched the book while you were sleeping, and will retorn it before you wake up. You may find a few tell-tale leopard hair in the book, but thats all. I promise not to tear any pages, chew the binding, leave pawprints all over, or tear out the final pages having the books climax (which some naughty people around here do).

He said shurely you could not have accidentally brought it back after the sleepover, considering that the book is much bigger than you are.

So i told him that Tiru has a magic wand, which he knows, and that at night the book will transpott itself here, and before he opens his eyeses it will transpott itself back. He fell for that.

-- Love, Spotty

Mum, could you read us Power of Presence instead ?

anonymous said...

More reviews of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows are pouring in. Says a five year old reader (photo attached):
If Harry Potter were written by David Godman, it would be a lot more instrading.


A seven year old writes in saying:
Even I could have written a better book. This one reads like a school book.



His nine-year old brother was heard saying:
Mummy Lioness, can we go back to the store and exchange this for a Bhagavan book?



We sincerely hope the author and publishers get the message.

Latest Harry Potter book very boring

anonymous said...
We did not say so.
Just judging by readers reactions.


On Arunachala Hill, one reader of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, just cannot suppress a bout of yawning.

I was at Hogwarts, sez Spotty

anonymous said...
Phew! Just got Spotty to bed. Was reading to him from the new Harry Potter book.

Spotty was insisting he was there studying in the Hawgwoss Kool. He says he was in Hufflepuff House. (Ackshlly he calls it Hufflepuffle House).

He was wanting to know about you, what House you were in!

I said cmon, how can we ask them that queschun, they are Arunachalans, living in the next cave! They've never been to Hogwarts! They'll be appalled at the very thought!! They are meditators not magicians!



Anyway, what i really wanted to tell you about was that we went down da hill for dinner today. But tell you more of that tomorrow. Spotty wants the lights out. Says the keyboard tapping is distoahbing his sleep.
-- Med Tiger.

July 21, 2007 10:07 AM