Hmmm, now .... there has been considerable debate in our cave as to who exactly the "hot iddlies with a side of chutney for two" might be for. Tirucub thinks they are for Crumps and Rumps ... but then Arunacub suggested (in a very soft voice with his eyes quite wide) that maybe the food was really for Med Tiger and Spotty! Tirucub exclaimed (quite shocked at the suggestion) that this could not POSSIBLY be the case, and Omcub sided with Tiru on this matter.
We are quite sure your Plan A would backfire ... if Med Tiger were informed that chocolate might cause his stripes to fall off, he would just chuckle at the idea and take a little MORE chocolate to make up for the calories lost by laughing. And dear little Spotty, who still has days when he wants to look identical to his brothers, might increase his consumption too, thinking this would cause his spots to fall off.
We appreciate your efforts, though, and so we are paying up ... we could not cram all the iddlies into an unmarked envelope so you will find them in a ceramic pot, beside the Ramana Munches which will be in a barrel, just outside our cave entrance.
Do not give any thought to your identity being discovered, because we will likely all be sound asleep. Deeply so. Just come right over and collect your treats.
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