Saturday, November 10, 2007

About Spotty and Stripes

dear Mum Lioness,
I refer to your comments on the previous post.
Sorry to say this, but that Meditator Tiger and Spotty sound awfully suspicious.

I would keep a watchful eye on them, if I were you.

That kicking over the Ramana Munch pan sounds premeditated, and Tigers coming over in one bound.... i think the two are thick as thieves, they seemed to be planning to steal all the Ramana Munch in the world.

I hope they are not in cahoots with those hippos, what are their names -- Crimple and Dimple ? Or is it Dungus and Fungus ? Can never get it right !

We have an idea ... the idea costs a hundred Ramana Munches. Here it is: please tell Meditator Tiger that eating chocolate can cause stripes to fall off. Knowing how attached he is to his stripes, he might curtail his consumption. The Ramana Munches may be left outside your cave in an unmarked envelope tomorrow.

You may also pack in some hot idlies and a side of chutney for two animals.

If Stripes does not fall for the above plan, there is also a Plan B. But this costs two hundred Ramana Munches. Tell Stripes and Spotty that Bhagavan is always watching, always present with us and within us. This plan is sure to work. No, there is no Ramana Munch-back guarantee.

Love,
Concerned Animals

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