Beware of huge terrorfying lionses

anonymous said...
Hi frens

today Spotty reports to me after his moahning toddle, that there is a butifool sign outside your cave saying "The Lionses". He surmises that the sign was painted by the little ones, cos there were several corrections and overwriting on the sign.

Then he says he saw another sign saying "Bewear of hyuj terrifine lineses". The sign was still wet. But he was smiling, not afraid.



Then he was like askin me what does it mean "raining catses and dogses". he peeped out saying i cant see any cats raining down. i told him, i dont know, praps you should ask Mum Lioness, they are ejicated people, they will know. Anyway, it aint rained since yesterday, its dry as a doggy bone here.
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Med Tiger
p.s. thanks for the house-trainnig answer. i am afraid he may go around yooah house marking his territory too. he says its heredickory.

July 15, 2007 9:03 PM

Tips on house-training for Leopards

ramanamayi said...
Dear Med Tiger,

The cubs are all nicely trained -- but you must remember, they are a little older than Spotty who is really just a baby. The cubs just grew out of some of their baby ways -- but they are still VERY naughty and wrestle in the cave when told to only wrestle outside, and they take each other's toys and hide them behind bushes and then get into big scuffles and want me to take a side.



Hold the kaupinam out as a treat for Spotty for when he is totally trained. You can't be doing all that laundry! And when you get it, bring it over to me and I will put the spots on it with some kaupinam markers we have at our cave.

love, Mummy Lion

July 14, 2007 8:57 PM

Are the cubs house-trained ? How ?

anonymous said...
thanks a lot for the quick replies and ashooahances.
Spotty wants me to order a kaupinam on Amazon. But we couldnt find spotted ones. He insists on a spotted one for camouflage poahposes (Even though we are no longer predators for several generayshuns).

Now here's a question for Mummy Lion. How did you manage to house-train the cubs? Are they ?

I am having this prollem with Spotty. If we put clothes on him and he peepees in them, which he like does every now and then for marking territory, then i will have an ofull lot of kaupinams to change and wash.

But just imagine : last week this convoahsation wouldnt be happening. Now we are ackshlly talking about Kaupinams!!!!

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M Tiger.

July 14, 2007 8:45 PM