Showing posts with label Blissananda. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blissananda. Show all posts

Friday, September 21, 2007

The Mystery of the Missing Book

The cubs were tucked in at night. Mum went over to the shelf to pull out the book Arunacub had made for Tirucub's birthday. Every night she read them a chapter. But the book was not to be found!
She turned around, and saw that the three cubs had fallen asleep, so jaded were they from the construction work. Perhaps she would search for it the next morning.

But when she arose in the morning and was having a cup of tea, Flora came in. She was breathless and looking over her shoulder. "Mum Lioness", she said, "Fiona, my sister has just informed me that Swami Blissananda's people have stolen 'Have Love for all creatures' from this cave. Its with them!"

Before Mum could react she turned and ran off. Mum was distraught, the cubs would be very unhappy to hear this. They would not be able to focus on the hopsible. She went over to Stripes' cave and shook him awake.

Stripes assured her that he and Spotty would handle the matter, and not to worry. Although a few extra helpings of idli and Ramana Munch would definitely expedite matters.

First of all Spotty tracked down Flora. He implored her to talk with Fiona and ask Fiona to smuggle the book out while everyone was asleep. Flora said that would be very risky. And she did not want to endanger her sister. However, she finally agreed to have a word with Fiona but made no promises.

On the way back, Spotty spotted Uncle Hobbler and explained the matter to him. Uncle Hobbler went into a deep meditation on hearing about the book, and Spotty had to just leave him there and come back.

"Bhagavan, I know that whatever happens is your will, but still ... the book ...", Spotty thought.

Unknown to the Lionses, the devotees in the mansion were deeply affected by the book. Quite a few of them. A few were even adversely affected! Like Blissananda's principal acharya, Ahankara. And his wife Chakrananda (Chakra for short). Chakra and Kundalini were two staunch devotees from Europe , who were supposed to be enlightened. And when they put their hands on others it was said that they transferred Blissananda's holy blessings.

Blissananada was deeply upset that the young swami on the hill had such influence on animals. Everyone on the hill said the young swami could communicate with them, and they loved him dearly. On the other hand, it was noticed that animals around Blissananda were always fighting bitterly, often biting each other and hurting each other grievously. So now he had ordered his devotees to bring out books with detailed stories about how kind he was to animals, and animal related miracles. At the same time he was considering bringing out a book with the same name, "Have Love For All Creatures". People would buy it by mistake, instead of that little cub's cheeky book. Cheeky cubs they were, all four of them.

These little cubs and their Mother, and the young swami on the hill are no match for my tantric powers, he thought. I have surpassed my teachers. Such fools they were, not to use their powers for personal gain. Did they not know, silly fools, that there is no God.
But I shall use these powers for attaining the greatest glory. He recalled the day he mastered the power to control minds by superimposing thoughts and images in other peoples' minds. He regularly used this power to give others what they thought were spiritual experiences. The very first time, he gave someone the "experience" of an out-of-body experience. His other recent favorites included giving people the vision that he was cleaning them up from inside, they imagined that their chakras were cleaned up. He could dull their minds making them think they had experienced the "no mind", that they had lost the "I". He gave some of them visions of Gods and Goddesses.

Another brilliant ploy was to give a few "experiences" and then stop. The poor devotee hungry for more experiences would be willing to donate more and more. How stupid people were.

But the young swami on the hill, he had declared that miracles were a hurdle to realizing the Self, that visions were mental projections. This is damaging to my (Blissananda's) business, so I must , in all my darshans, tell my followers that he is not realized. They must not read his books. And they must not read Arunacub's books. If they do, then my business is done for!

No one must know that All is the Self, that God is all there is. This basic truth must be hidden from mankind, Swami Blissananda thought. The new truth will be that I am above all, that everyone else is made of some inferior consciousness.

With these thoughts he feel asleep. He had awful nightmares. In one, he saw that the lion cubs were attacking his mansion. They were seated on dragons which were flying around, scaring all his devotees. In another, they were being attacked by monkeys. And then suddenly it turned out that four of the monkeys were actually the lion cubs. He had another dream that Flora was standing outside with Balanandaswami and Jagaswami and they were all laughing loudly at him. He woke up in a cold sweat.

At the caves, Stripes had been very upset in the evening. The extra plate of Idlis had gone unattended. Everyday he would ask Spotty to bring the book over so he could see the page on which his own name had been mentioned: Meditator Tiger. He would point it out to Spotty: see there, that darling Arunacub has mentioned me in his book! Everyday Stripes would check that his name was still there, Spotty suspected.
Flora said the book is with that Blissananda swami.
Yes, you told me that earlier, said Stripes. Maybe that's what Bhagavan wants.
And why would Bhagavan want that, asked Spotty incredulously.


Spotty dearest!, said Stripes softly, don't you so often say that you wish everyone knew the truth about Bhagavan, that everyone could feel His love, His grace, His eternal presence?
I do!
Is it not you who says that everything is Bhagavan's will?
Well, yes. So?
Maybe Bhagavan wants all those people at the mansion to read Arunacub's book.
So that they all know about one Meditator Tiger?, said Spotty with a wink.
Haha! So that Bhagavan's words of love and kindness can reach them.
Yes, you have a point there, acknowledged Spotty.

Such a strange world, mused Stripes. The Self pretends not to know itself. It seeks itself, it fights itself.
Spotty asked, Does the Self play this whole game? And why?

I really do not know, Spotty. I only know the words of Bhagavan Ramana. That all is the Self. And I truly believe that all is Ramana. But I have not "realized" it, so to speak. But even this knowledge, or belief has left me totally happy and at peace. There is almost no struggle left. The little struggle that arises now and then, wears out in a few moments, it seems so silly.

Like the dying embers of a fire, asked Spotty.

I wish that were true. But I don't even know that. The only thing that I do know, is that Ramana Bhagavan is everything, and that words like God or jnani or sage or even avatar, all these words fall short of him somehow. Even though that goes against what he says. He has never claimed to be anything. But i do know that there is nothing above Him.

And do you know the most beautiful thing, that no one even knows? asked Stripes.
That Bhagavan Ramana loves all creatures like a mother would love her only child. Only much much more. Each and every one of us is deeply loved and treasured and protected by Him. If you knew this, you could never ever be unhappy. Or worried. You would never look back at the past with regret or sadness. You would never worry about the future.

I laugh when I think how I spent most of my life regretful or worried. Even after coming into this "spiritual" search, I would still worry night and day whether I would be realized ever. When you do not totally believe in Bhagavan, only then can you worry. The biggest miracle, the biggest gift or grace is total belief in Bhagavan Ramana.



Stripes fell silent then. Spotty waited a minute and then spoke. I would like to make a book for the cubs. "All is Ramana, the Self", I would like to call it. And what you said just now, I would like you to put it down in that book. We will put photos of Bhagavan and Arunachala, and the cubs, and Mum Lioness, and Sri Muruganar, and Annamalai Swami, and Andavane. And Lakshmi. And Palaniswami. And Bhagavan's father and mother.

I would do it myself, continued Spotty, but I am only six-months old, and I can't read or write!

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Animal Hospital and Ramana Temple of Awareness


It wasn't that the animals were keen on going to an animal hospital. When Mum Lioness suggested with feigned sternness that the hippos and other "injured" animals could be taken to a vet nearby for tetanus shots, and kept on a drip all day, they all shrunk back, some disappearing into the bushes outside.

But when they had heard that the hospital had a free chocolate milk dispenser, and the chocolate used was their favorite Midnite Moo, and that one could also have as many idlis with chutney, free of cost, round the clock, as one wanted, then they simply could not resist. There was only one catch, Spotty has explained. In order to have free milk shakes and icecream sundaes ("what? sundaes too!", they shouted) and idlis, you have to be under fifteen years.
Most of the kids were under ten, some even under five, so that was a non-issue.
The milk, Spotty has explained, will be the best, milk from the ashram cows. Not the diluted milk you get elsewhere. Milk given by cows that have been blessed by Bhagavan.
So the milk will give you more energy and get you well instantly, said Spotty.


No bitter medicines?, a tortoise had asked, remembering the anti-malarial tablets he had had 6 months ago.
No injections?, a stork had asked, remembering the yellow-fever injection they had had before their african safari last year.
No lying in bed for a week eating boiled food?, Rumple and Crumple (the hippoes) asked together.
And Mum Lioness comes once a day to the hopsible to deliver berry shakes and mango lassi and vegetable pizza to all the well-behaved animals.

One day we will be living on chocomilk instead of this yucky mud water

There were now serious concerns about what "well-behaved" meant. Did it mean sitting quietly all day, not running around, not painting the walls, not playing hide 'n seek, not fighting with one's brudders.

Spotty realized that suddenly the hopsibal may not seem such a big attraction to the animals. He had spoken without thinking!
Then he remembered brudder Tiru and spoke. No, No, this is a nice hopsible, not like some strict school! You can draw on walls, play all you want, even break the occassional window. But you must not harm the trees, or break flowers or leaves. Or trample the plants in the garden.

The animals looked as though they might be able to manage that with some effort, it was not out of question, considering what they were getting in return.
"Tiru cub will turn you out immediately if any trees or plants are harmed!", said Spotty looking like a school headmaster.

Spotty asplaining the grand plan to the animal kids

"And sometimes ...", said Spotty getting up to leave, "if the patients help in keeping the hopsibal clean, Mum Lioness comes over with a chocolate cake with a 6 inch thick chocolate icing! Now excuse me, i have work to do!"

AT THE MANSION, Swami K, recently renamed Swami MiracleAnanda and now BlissAnanda, was having a very upset stomach since last night. He had not been able to get off the you-know-what all night. And to make matters worse the whole plumbing system had clogged up, and they could not call the plumbers because they had illegally taken over this mansion while the previous occupants had gone on vacation.
You guys are a pathetic bunch of whining losers! Get out of my sight!

He blamed all this is on bad karma of Tamil Nadu. "This state does not deserve me!" he declared to his principal attendant, recently awarded the spiritual name Ahankara.
"I promise I shall leave Tamil Nadu", he threatened his attendants.
The attendants begged him not to leave. One European attendant, named LivinginJoyAnanda, suggested, "O Lord! Why don't you fix the toilet using your powers, you are God after all!"
Swami Blissananda was so furious he turned LivinginJoyananda out of the mansion and told him never to return.

"Until now I have been suffering setback after setback. This is all due to the bad karma of this state! I shall go to Andhra Pradesh or Karnataka one day, you wait and see!", he bellowed.

If i start walking now, I might get there by the time the temple is built

BACK IN THE CAVES, Spotty had leaked out that the temple that Om baby was building would be giving out Krishna Crunch to all who came. No one knew what Krishna Crunch was but the way Spotty smacked his lips as he took that name, they knew it would be the most delicious treat they had ever had. All clamoured to go to the Ramana Temple of Awareness that Omcub was building.

BUT the one good thing that Spotty did do that day was to teach all the children the first verse of Aksharamanamalai.

O Arunachala! You root out the ego in those who meditate on Thee in the Heart!

They loved it. And Spotty promised to teach them the second one the next day. (This was a surprise for Mum Lioness!)